I'm at the cow's tail !
I have to catch up.
I feel like stone-age man. (I'm as old as stone-age man!) I've had dial-up for years - I was quite an early adopter - but I haven't moved and everyone else (virtually) is racing away from me while I try to load pages in - cre - dib -ly sl - ow - ly. My frustration at the slowness, the inabiity to watch video and my lack of action has overflowed. I am going to get broadband.
Someday soon I'll commit and then you youngsters had better watch out as this oldie comes flying up on the inside.