For background to this post see Got the Elbow.
The Office of His Royal Highness The Prince Calum of Swelling upon The Arm issued the following statement at 13.00 GMT:
"This morning HRH The Prince Calum was examined by his new Personal Physician who extended and increased his treatment. From next Monday, 14 April 2008, HRH The Prince Calum will be known as His Royal Highness The Prince Calum of No Swelling upon The Arm.
At noon, this day, 7 April 2008, HRH The Prince Calum's previous Personal Physician was hanged until dead for failing to maintain the health of HRH The Prince Calum. This fate will also befall his new Personal Physician should HRH The Prince Calum be unable to change his name on Monday 14 April 2008"
Revenge is so SWEET !!!!
4 comments:
Revenge ultimately never succeeds in satisfying.
Semmy
You may be right but I don't know: I've never felt the need to gain revenge ever.
This piece, however,is frivolous and brought a smile to my face for the few seconds it took to write and more each time I read.
Humour is satisfying.
Hope your swelling is no more, your highness.
Liz
Unfortunately I have had to lose my second personal physician. For this week too I must retain my former name.
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