It is with sadness that I must record a new, or so I assume, medical procedure which many of my readers have undergone, probably without their knowledge and consent.
What is this procedure?
Partial or total humorectomy
What's my evidence?
Well, when I posted about apparently funny happenings in my life, readers found them funny to the point of my being asked for more. However, when I post a fictional funny story the response at best is cool (e.g. Monday's post - Top Bank Role?).
I have used my massive brain power and I confirm that there are only two possible explanations: either the post is NOT funny or readers have had a humorectomy.
We can rule out the first possibility because I find the post funny. Therefore, readers must have undergone a humorectomy. Sad but true.
I assume that for most of you the procedure is only partial but even for that you have my sympathy but you do need to be aware of the effect this has had on me and my blog. For a few microseconds I considered the possibility that I might be wrong and the post was not funny.
Can you imagine how troubling that is. The post might not be funny! Stop the blog, I want to get off! Fortunately, I realised that I couldn't be wrong. The post IS funny - I laughed after all.
You, my dear readers are not complete!
You have been operated on!
Evil has visited you and left you with only a partial sense of humor.
I feel really sad for you.