More nonsense verse.
I’m finished, for the moment, with Carter-Ruck
Trafigura too can go and *uck
Muck out (Ha!) their slops in places where
Such tasks are fulfilled with duty and care
Now I can stay safely at home and sleep
Not bothering about issues troubling and deep
Until the web's anger rises and then
I'll waken, write furiously and sleep again
Believe this about me and you’ll believe any old cock and bull story.