Sunday, 28 February 2010

Ashley Cole: What an Offer!

Clearly Cole wants his missus back.  There is no other explanation for the extraordinary offer he has made (allegedly) according to that extraordinary newsrag of the shitty Murdoch empire, The News of the World.

According to this phone-tapping rag populated by executives with collective amnesia,

“[Ashley] has even vowed he will not go near another woman for SIX MONTHS to prove his love for Cheryl. “

Our insider said: "It would be a sign that he is still committed to her. If there's any other girl [in those 6 months] then that will be the final nail in the coffin."

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley! 

You just don’t get it!


  1. Yes!

    He knows a lot about long-term commitment does our plonker Ash!