My blogging standards have plummeted but, hell, who cares.
Here’s a “joke” I made up: that suggests some thought but there was none.
“What is the first sign that John Terry has been shagging your wife?
She stops asking for your credit card!”
Apart from the bad taste, it isn’t even bloody funny. There I’ve got my adverse comment in first.
Sorry, ladies! On bended knees I beg your forgiveness.