Saturday, 17 April 2010

I Had a Dream …. of Gordon Brown

No!  I didn’t dream of him but he was in a dream.  Is there a difference?

I and others had been on a week-long outdoor training course and, near the end, Gordon – for we were almost familiar by then – addressed us.  For some reason we were all dressed for work -even I, although I am retired – and Gordon told us how we could do anything if we only believed. 

Worryingly Cameronian this!

Twice I moved forward to ask him how we would ensure that he appeared on time – he had a habit of being late.  Twice I stood next to him, twice I asked him but twice he disappeared without answering.  Each time the person standing where Gordon had been was a beautiful woman.

The dream is true – I really did dream this - but I think we deserve to know if Gordon has the capacity to transform himself into a beautiful woman.


  1. Gordon Brown + BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?????

    here IS YOUR ANSWER!!!!!!
    my song "Gordon Brown be my Angel" (lyrics annotated) (BETTER SOUND QUALITY)

    Brahms Lullaby

    Gordon Brown! Gordon Brown!
    Will you be my angel?
    Guardian angel is what I meant
    Will you rescue my soul?

    For you are in charge
    Of these people I wrote to
    Stephen Timms, Jack Straw
    Let me place my trust in you

    Gordon Brown! MP’s!
    Let me sing out loud
    For what you do, for my country
    For my reproductive system

    You right wrongs! My right’s been wronged
    I am desperate for you
    Not just you! There’s Jon Herring
    I’m a violated woman

    Gordon Brown, help me sleep!
    Help me sleep like a baby
    Will my babies ever come out?
    Maternal desires!
    I lost my womanhood
    In a sinister curse
    Gordon Brown! Bring it back!
    You are perfect for that!

  2. Sounds like love to me, so long as he'll let you dress him up as a woman.

  3. No! Sounds like a dream to me.

  4. A dream? Sounds more like a nightmare to me, although I suppose nightmares are technically dreams. I think you need to stop eating cheese before bed time...

  5. Pupazz I do it a lot of cheese!