No! I didn’t dream of him but he was in a dream. Is there a difference?
I and others had been on a week-long outdoor training course and, near the end, Gordon – for we were almost familiar by then – addressed us. For some reason we were all dressed for work -even I, although I am retired – and Gordon told us how we could do anything if we only believed.
Worryingly Cameronian this!
Twice I moved forward to ask him how we would ensure that he appeared on time – he had a habit of being late. Twice I stood next to him, twice I asked him but twice he disappeared without answering. Each time the person standing where Gordon had been was a beautiful woman.
The dream is true – I really did dream this - but I think we deserve to know if Gordon has the capacity to transform himself into a beautiful woman.