Earlier today I made an appeal for the main political parties to form a government under my leadership.
Despite support from Gordon Brown,
I don’t know you from Adam (Boulton, bastard that he is. Did you see how he went for meek Alistair yesterday?) but I am told that your intellectual capabilities are second to …. nothing. In these circumstances you are by far the best candidate to keep Davie-Boy Cameron from Downing Street. Count on me.
Messrs Clegg and Cameron sent a joint message.
We are determined to govern this country of ours in the interests of all …. who contribute to our funding. This we cannot do in a government with you as Prime Minister. We have already carved up the jobs for the boys.
Despite our rejection – we had a good snort at this - [Not coke of course. That comes at the party in No. 10 afterwards.] we know we can count on your support.
If not …… we know who you voted for and we will be keeping a close watch on your activities in the future.
Yours in ecstasy
Davie and Nicky”
Once more a Calum dream is shattered but I will not let this affect me. I will dog them, expose them and abuse them every crooked step they take.