After a couple of weeks of hard exercise – washing, shaving and some additional light exercise - I have lost enough weight to consider myself a new man.
Unfortunately my brain is just as poor, my body just as old but, my God, does my body not look new and slim and youthful.
I knew you would never believe me and so I had a couple of photos taken as proof.
Clumsy was jealous of me and so he has tweaked the photos to hide, as best he can, my now trim figure.
I’m sure you can see past his sad work to admire the hard work I have put in.