Am I a slug or a toad?
Andrew in his comments to this post says that I have been taken over by a slug.
“Oh Calum, Calum my dear boy. You understand so little. The slugs took control of you a long, long time ago... I'm not really allowed to say that, but you won't believe me anyway, so I think I'll be OK. But... haven't you noticed a certain gradual change in your structure over the years, a thickening of girth, slowing of movement and increasing tendency to leave a sticky little trail behind you on occasion? Think about it my man. Think about it.”
Dr Busch, as many of you may have seen already, said of me,
“You really are as slimy a toad as the rest of the ecofreaks.”
You can’t both be right.
Perhaps you should get together and come up with one firm description with which you are both comfortable.
I know who I am and so whatever description you finally land on is irrelevant to me.