Thursday, 17 June 2010

Women: Who Needs Them?

Poor little things are bored!

According to the Daily Telegraph a study has found this of women.

TOP 10 'BORES'
1. Routine
2. Lack of social life
3. Job
4. Lack of holidays
5. Housework
6. Appearance
7. Depressing news
8. Eating the same things all the time
9. The house
10. Responsibilities

TOP 10 THINGS WOMEN WISH THEY COULD DO

1. Go to an airport and get the next available flight to anywhere
2. Emigrate
3. Tell people what they really think of them
4. Hand in their notice without another job to go to
5. Have a dramatic hair cut
6. Put the house up for sale and buy a new one
7. Try something new in the bedroom
8. Go back to school
9. Book in for a boob job
10. Sing in public

I like the euphemistic “Try something new in the bedroom”.  What on earth might they be referring to?  Perhaps they really want to try to park the car in the bedroom.

Glad to see the Telegraph is bringing us such important news.

2 comments:

  1. very serious problem this
    all those Telegraph readers (writers?) called Cassandra and Bryony are all a-flutter desperately nagging their 'life-coaches' (whatever they are) shouting "What's wrong with my life?" "Why does nobody love me me me me?"

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  2. I think the "try something new in the bedroom" just illustrates the reason these women are bored. Why just the bedroom......why not the livingroom, kitchen, garden? It's that narrow-minded lack of imagination that's caused their problems in the first place ;-)

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