On Thursday last (3) I wondered if the car nurse had formed an unnatural relationship with my car. My car/she/he went home with him and stayed at the nurse’s all weekend and only came back to hospital today. Unnatural or not my car has certainly formed a relationship with the nurse because she wants to stay with him unless I pay £1200.
That’s right! 1200 bloody pounds! What can I do?
I love her!
I need her!
I want her!
I adore her!
I’ll be left car-less unless I pay this ransom.
What should I do?
I need help .… now.