Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Oldham “Really Close” Says Clegg

So says the headline in Google News.

Oldham Clegg

What can Clegg be referring to? 

Certainly not Thursday’s by-election where the LibDems are going to get their arses tanned.

Perhaps he’s telling another of his lies!

Perhaps a journalist asked Clegg,

“How far away is Oldham?”

when he was in Middleton.

Oldham Clegg 2

How can Oldham be close?

6 comments:

Liz said...

Because people are stupid, calum.

jams o donnell said...

Hopefully he will find himself in Far(e)ham...

CalumCarr said...

Ha, ha, Jams. Not far enough.

We are, Liz, we are!

H. insciens said...

Clegg in Middleton....?!.... Oh OK, I see. I thought I'd tumbled on a sex scandal that would shake the twin pillars of our society there.

You will be pleased to know that I seem to be able to get into your blog without problems now. Or perhaps you will be disturbed to know, but anyway, I can.

H. insciens said...

I meant stumbled, but tumbled seems oddly appropriate

CalumCarr said...

HI

If ever I get fed up with you I'll change the parameter back! :)