‘Snow-go Britain!’ shouted the Daily Mail
‘Severe Snow and Ice Bring Britain to a Standstill’ shrilled the Telegraph.
Not in this part of Britain.
No snow here!
No ice here!
Temperature well above freezing!
No standstill here!
But then, to the Mail and Telegraph, those parts affected by snow and ice probably constitute Britain.
4 comments:
Have they never heard of me? ;)
Only the unfortunate few have heard of you! :)
Sorry, couldn't resist the temptation.
Poor QuickScot! Have pity, Calum...
Snow shall fall soon on Calum, believe me. The Lady Claude will remain protected.
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