Iain Martin, of the Telegraph, is one of my favourite commentators on Scottish independence, not because I think his analysis is correct but rather because, alongside his stablemate Alan Cochrane, he is guaranteed to raise an unintended smile.
His latest attempt is brilliant! Not a smile but a guffaw! He makes claims so outrageous that I fear for his sanity!
Let’s start with,
On its own this is bad enough but he continues,
Despite my ROFLMAO, I find it hard to believe that Martin actually believes this crap.
Are you ill, Ian? No sane person could actually believe this. Surely?
Are you desperate?
Take a couple of
days months off.
Rather than being a concern, that you write in such a way is a boost. You confirm what we can all see and feel. You know that ‘Yes’ is on the march to a likely win and you are desperate and you have nowhere to go but smear, smear and more smear. Yet you have the gall to say of the other side,
they scream “bluster” and “smear”
but you describe yourself perfectly.